HELLO ?
Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards
the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.
#aaaaand its listless dissociation with the steel chair!!!
*stamps this as peer-reviewed*
Affirmations to read to your cat:
- You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard
- You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard
- You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard
- All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard
- There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard
- Get off my keyboard
Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I’m owed that for the horrors
when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature
had food poisoning when i posted this
Well if you’d pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn’t have gotten food poisoning from it.
oh suddenly everyone’s an expert on the Creature i milk
